… shit like that still happens.
… shit like that still happens.

… shit like that still happens.

Dur­ing the same time that I worked at that bakery 30 some-odd years ago, we needed to buy a new mat­tress. We were liv­ing paycheque to paycheque at that time, as we did for many years, so when we found one we wanted to buy we decided to put it on one of those pay­ment plans. We did­n’t have the $600 or whatever it was. Now Matt was a freel­ance theatre tech­ni­cian, and at the time was a ven­ue tech for the Fringe Fest­iv­al (for those of you not famil­i­ar with this it’s a theatre fest­iv­al that takes place in sev­er­al major cit­ies across North Amer­ic­an and the globe–it ori­gin­ated in Edin­burgh. It’s about two weeks of plays and per­form­ances in pop-up theatres around the city, and theatre com­pan­ies often travel from city to city to per­form their shows in each fest­iv­al across the coun­try. They’re pretty amaz­ing festivals).

So like I said Matt was a ven­ue tech­ni­cian which meant he was work­ing crazy hours, while I was work­ing 9–5 in the office. I went to this store to fill in the paper­work for this mat­tress we were buy­ing, and gave them all my employ­ment info and so forth. Then they said I needed my hus­band’s sig­na­ture. Now here’s how my mind worked: to me… my hus­band and I are a part­ner­ship so nat­ur­ally if we’re buy­ing this thing *togeth­er* then it makes sense that we both have to fill out the paper­work. Now like I said Mat­t’s hours were nuts and it was really tricky to find an hour for him to get away from the theatre, race to this little store to do paper­work, and get back. It was a prob­lem. It was incon­veni­ent. But we man­aged it, I picked him up we got to the store, he signed the paper and I got him back to work.

Now maybe you’re ahead of me on this. Here is where my brain finally went click and TWO things fell into place: 1) Matt was a freel­an­cer. He did­n’t get a reg­u­lar paycheque. No bank would ever have loaned him 20 bucks, where­as I… was work­ing full time. 2) and here’s the real kick­er. Matt walked into the store and signed the paper. They did­n’t even ask him for ID. After all that stress of pick­ing up and get­ting him there, I could have just grabbed some ran­dom dude off the street to sign the papers. It did­n’t mat­ter who he was. It did­n’t mat­ter that I worked full time and he did not, what mattered was that he was a man. My hus­band. A woman could­n’t put a large pur­chase on a pay­ment plan without her hus­band being involved.

My god We were both so pissed off… But we’d already filled out the paper­work, we could­n’t exactly change our minds and take our busi­ness else­where. We told my mum about it and she was so freakin’ mad she paid the bill for the mat­tress, so at least they did­n’t get any of the interest from the pay­ment plan, and then we paid her back. That was very nice of her.

And I became much more aware of bull­shit like that, and don’t let people get away with it. This was 30 years ago, and things are bet­ter, but believe me shit like that still happens.